So I’m sitting down getting ready to watch The Ultimate Fighter, one of my favourite shows. Honestly there is no better way to spend a Wednesday night than watching two kids bash each others heads in for a shot to not have to fight for sandwiches in a barn in Tennessee
So the show starts out with the typical montage of training videos pasted together with a listing of 95% forgettable names who later in their career will be KOing the ‘Tim Sylvia’s’ of their time. What’s the name of the song in the opening? And why hasn’t it ever been changed, bah fuck it! Time to train!
JDS opens with his wrestling coach bitchin about Lesnar’s team not working hard enough. Typical work until your heart stops beating attitude of a wrestling coach. I love it!
Alright this Lesnar training session is boring as fuck until Lesnar starts bitchin out his team for not seizing the opportunity and blah nothing happens…move on.
Jokester segment time! Charlie and Chuck are brothers from different mothers apparently acting like a bunch of joking hugging homos in the house, so I’m ultra excited to see the possibility of them bashing each others heads in on a future episode. Cut the crap fellas, you’re there to kill eachother! We don’t need another Fitch/Koscheck situation in the UFC. Fight announcement time!
JDS picks Ramsey (JDS) vs Charlie (Lesnar) looks like it could be a good scrap! Commercial……
So, time to focus on the dudes about to scrap. Ramsey is apparently the jokester who is the gay member of the house and is using it to a psychological advantage. A clever ploy, will it turn out to his advantage, I’m hooked to find out! GOD DAMN well written TV!
The Lesnar team got to train with Matt Hughes, and Charlie looks to have taken a lot from it, kid looks respectable, hope he’s a good fighter, hope Matt hangs ‘em up sooner than later, #respect
Commercial…….
I love how Brazilians say Ju-jeeeeeeeeeeeetsu, it’s just awesome! Not a whole lot happening just showing training of both fighters, gotta say I’m gonna pick Charlie, kid looks sharp!
Another Commercial really? In review: not much really has happened in this episode, no drama, nothing, can someone pee on a mattress or something please, lets make this interesting!
Side Note: I can now choke bitches out thanks to Jason ‘The Athlete” Macdonald, thanks bro! Good luck at 129!
Weigh-in time. Yes Charlie has a Jesus tattoo. Love that shit, Jesus didn’t tap! Yeah that’s because he couldn’t get his hands free for some reason! Both square off. Brock questions his fighter’s manhood by telling him, in lesser words, to not lose to a fagot. (Brock said he can’t lose to a man who paints his toenails, but we know what he really meant)
The dude who was stripping earlier in the episode just stated he acts the same way in front of his grandma. Wow, odd Thanksgiving. Both fighters come to the octagon, here we go bitches!
Commercial……refueled (happy holidays everyone)
DING! Fight starts and so far a hug fest against the fence not much to note other than Ramsey has some Arabic tattoo on his back. I can’t help to think that doesn’t help him get through airport security any easier. BOOM groin shot from an inside knee, fighters break. Hug fest again, Ramsey is gonna Couture this one out I think. Man good technical fight, but boring as fuck Ramsay with a late takedown, 2nd of the round and finishes the round on top of Charlie. Round one done, Ramsey is up 1-0 I believe.
Commercial…Fuck, the stare down is some intense shit cool segments tonight on Sportsnet.
Round 2 starts….Ramsey hugs, drags down Charlie, someone is bleeding, it may be Ramsey’s vagina, who knows. Just as I wrote that last sentence fight is over, what happened!?
Oh rear naked choke, everyone thinks Charlie gave up, Brock Lesnar is throwing a fit, Dana White talks about what it takes to be a fighter. Brock bitches out his team about being chicken shit and choking, I love how the camera zooms into the left side of the face as he says it and it clearly shows the scar Cain Velasquez gave him, god bless HD TV.
Episode over, lesson learned: Paint your toenails bitches!
Some mediocre commercial leaves me with minimal suspense about next weeks episode leaves me wanting more, but not much more.
Wow I gotta say I picked a shitty episode for my first Ultimate Fighter blog, pretty un-eventful, looked like it could of been a promising fight but Charlie couldn’t pull the trigger, oh well maybe next weeks episode will be better! Time for hockey highlights, peace out!
PS: If my writing seems like nonsense at some points please note the date.
Mikeyhol
